(Source: feministryangosling)
It's my d!ck in a box! Oh, no, it's just a baby...
In which BabyCenter totally runs out of ideas on what to do with that baby of yours and they’re totally drunk at the end of happy hour and they say: “Dude, you know (giggle) what’d be hilarious? (giggle) Dude, we should totally tell parents to put their baby in a box….
You know? For FUN! Ha! Ha! They would totally buy it too! (giggle) We’d….(giggle, snort)…we’d just have to add the part about not leaving the baby unattended….Ha ha ha!!”
Google Books reveals that nothing is original.
About: excerpt from a 1957 translation of The wounds of hunger by Luis Spota
After two weeks of teething hell, we finally got a good laugh out of our son.
